May 5 Events

Three things are really happening on May 5 this year. Which is the April Fools Joke?

1. Shaquille O'Neal is getting his PhD
2. I will be another year older
3. An exhibit titled Millard Sheets: The Art of Home Savings and Loan opens at the Project Room Gallery of the Grand Central Art Museum of Cal State Fullerton. (A panel discussion on May 6 will feature Dr. Adam Arenson, whose blog has been mentioned here more than once)
4. Stephen Colbert will leave comedy to set up a meditation and retreat center in the Smokey Mountains

Well, duh. Of course, it's the last item. Absolutely not the first, that's a truism.